I went to an exhibition in London this Summer called the Art of Brick which recreated a couple of famous covers as lego statues. Not really a parody but pretty cool.

I can’t fall asleep on planes because i know as soon as i do, someone’s gonna stick their fingers in my mouth.

It’s like an Earth, Wind, & Fire LP cover designed by H.R. Giger.

I mean, to defend business leaders a bit, this is also not how you run a business.

That simply would not fold adequately for the task at hand.

Fax it, obviously. Idiot.

How you gonna get that water to Africa?

Dearly begloved, we are gathered today...

I’m an idiot and cannot figure how to post a video.

I’m reading this and thinking-

Getting close to the ground, its just one of those things you have to do.....when you land-Experienced Pilot

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

The thing about the typical Milan fan is that She Works Hard for the Money. She doesn’t have Unconditional Love for these selfish professional athletes.

Did you ever go through that early masturbation phase where every time you did it, you told yourself it was going to be the last time? I did that bullshit for like 2 years in between 12 and 14. That was my shame-coping mechanism.

What percentage of people masturbate for the last time realizing they are doing so?

#100DaysOfShame The hashtag is both amusing and sad!

I’m glad he got this great gig after the shit he put up with on The 100.

Are we already talking about the finale of a show that’s not out yet?