I just think it’s sad that he didn’t even take her on a date until after they were married.

So I see she’s already had some coffee.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I could be wrong, but I think collusion with a foreign government to win a domestic election is in fact a crime.

Not to get pedantic on your pedantry, but:

SPOILERS SPOILERS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SPOILERS

If you get pissed off by a comic strip, make a Family Circus dotted line path into traffic.

It’s part of an overall dislike of the costume redesign they did for the New 52 where his costume looks more and more like either armor or a super-rigid onesie. An armored Superman seems inherently wrong for the character to me. The red briefs are also borrowed from what seems to have inspired the original look of the…

Your self-awareness is both admirable and despicable. Now that I’ve established a flexible position on the matter, I will wait and see which side gains an upper hand so that I can pile on in proper fashion.

I would mock this but I got in a near-screaming argument the other day about the importance of Superman’s red briefs returning to the costume so I have no room to mock.

Sounds like my first date.

I’m pretty sure that when it comes to saying “Fake news!” the right has entered the unlimited ammo code.

I think after that performance I think we’re going to see a lot more of Ohtani in the evening/primetime hours.

Tom,

You mean like if Tom Brady got caught doctoring footballs for the biggest game if the season, and the Patriots’ staff knew about it? That level of scandal? When nothing finally happened?

To be honest, Bradman (nearly 100 runs per match average) is never going to be caught. Smith at 62 runs per match is in very respectable company (Tendulkar, Lara, Border) but nowhere near Bradman.

Cricket fan (Windies) here

All you need to know about cricket is that the first number in the score is the number of crickets killed in the battle and the second is the number of humans. So, like 235/7 might seem like a lopsided victory for the bipeds, but considered by mass the crickets are doing pretty well.

I can’t tackle anything effectively