since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

Boxing Day is next month, HamNo. Every year the hype around this holiday starts earlier and earlier.

“Well, if they’d just stayed in the back of the bus, we wouldn’t have had to throw them under it.”

Trying to fix the parking brake on the race car (e36).

And more Scientologists. Hemet’s the location of “Gold Base”.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

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Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

This is the darkest timeline

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Ya, nervous like a rock.

I was at the Bologna motor show in December of 2001, just a few months after his crash, when he came on to that stage the room gave him a massive standing ovation, when he stood up the fucking building exploded. What a legend, what a human, what a sportsman. As an Italian 99% of the time it pains me when my countrymen…

There’s a white guy from Western Massachusetts in an Aaron Hernandez jersey that’s furious right now.

Not only would Freddy buy it, he’d use it to tow a small chicken coop from Florida to Montana and write an article about how it all went down.

As a final fitting tribute to the punter, the family gives up possessions.

Barbacoa

I never even knew Kaepernick is half-athletically gifted. It was a mistake and I apologize.

Scouts say Reid has great quick-twitch muscle, and Lane is a natural athelete. The scouts are split on Kaepernick, some saying he athletically gifted, some believing he is a student of the game. All agree he was raised a grinder.

WHY ISN’T YOUR HAND OVER YOUR HEART? DON’T YOU KNOW PEOPLE DIED FOR YOU TO BE ABLE TO COMPETE IN THE OLYMPICS? WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA SO MUCH? IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT HERE YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE!!!111 AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH