If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

MSU reinforcing bad behavior when they should be reinforcing their seats.

You know how on the TV show House it was never lupus?

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Big Bawler Brand

Original 75-78 280Z for the win, in Jalopnik brown, no less! Those federally-mandated bumpers are a staggering eyesore, though...

LiAngelo probably thought the shopkeepers would be just like LaVar and not pay any attention to him.

plenty of open parking spaces like the beach.

This feels like a win-win.

“College athletes shouldn’t be paid because they get a free education.”

If they’re on your lawn, technically you could legally run them over because there are no traffic laws on your lawn (I presume).

That’s apparently the punishment for having a dildo in the clubhouse, or, forgive me, the penile system.

Hopefully whatever is left of his estate (which was likely to be exhausted in another appeals case for a guy he definitely murdered) will go toward his daughter living some semblance of a life.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Bullshit. We all know just as one lady working in marketing has control over translation decisions made by Nintendo, and another lady has control over all gaming press, this one lady OBVIOUSLY did every single facial animation that is bad in Mass Effect.

I started watching club soccer (mostly prem) seriously about 10 years ago.

Fun fact: the people who will be pissed off by this skit also think the girl Ghostbusters ruined their childhood. 

 The shit celebrities can get away with man, just walking up and grabbing things, like they can do anything.

The only way to stop a bad bear is with a good bear. Ban bear free zones!

Since he was suspended for a full year, we know the answer is not “his wife’s face.”