Amazing! ISIS has infiltrated the marines!

Can’t

CTE is real, folks.

This is a good joke and you’re all dead to me

El Paso school takes an El Paso

same. like multiple times. but then again i am illiterate so i probably just misunderstood my lived experience

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

Messi Hurt; Assaulted by Math

Based on this image I think construction of a shoulder, bicep, and elbow for his right arm would be a better start.

+25th floor private office/showroom

So Ben Roethlisberger didn’t explicitly say no, and Donald Trump took that as a yes? Interesting…

Okay so this is gonna be long lol but I couldn’t condense. I’m too wordy, I know.

How to get a job with the LAPD.

LAPD charged with battery.

My 4 year old daughter and I were watching a How It’s Made episode about super cars. They showed the process of collecting untreated cow skins and turning them into leather seats, and my daughter was very interested in this whole process. I tried to explain that we raise and kill cows to eat, and then we are able to…

As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

Yeah but Bartolo showed up in one of these, bitches . . .

...iirc:

“In college, I was up under this microscope everywhere I went.”