The Porsche 'Once in a lifetime'.

How about toyota's peformance division?

Jensen Interceptor.

Ha good stuff.

You mean that the same guys that did the livery on this race car would make a joke like that? I'm shocked.

Dead animals sound just like the Nissan Leaf.

Two things come to mind.

Pretty sure it's a lambo, dude.

Given the corporate parentage this makes more sense than I find comfortable.

"I would like to have seen the Montana..."

I think it works better with a different slogan

That's tight even 99.99 is not good enough. I'm not trying to be lazy and not touch the wheel as much I'm trying to get a car that can take me home from a long night at the bar while I sleep.

I thought Dafoe's "Hi, I'm Satan and I'd like you to have a Mercedes" spot was pretty top-notch.

The Car.....It has features.....that are indescribable.....So..much luxury......in one package....it makes me...want to dance. (Insert Weapon of Choice style dance routine)

I had to generate this meme. Sorry Nico fans.. just had to.

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Look, buddy, I have plenty of imagination. PLENTY. You should see the disgusting things I masturabate about. I'm just saying, if we give Pixar a pass on this, we give them free reign to reassign features at will, and when they finally do a movie about anthropomorphized people, the NIPPLES will be the eyes. Just you…