Tales from the New Horizons

is this really necessary? American Spirit rolling tobacco says right on the pouch “No additives in our tobacco does NOT mean safer” and I’m pretty sure the cigarette packs have the same thing.

After they got about 30ft away the dental floss connecting their cups broke and communication was lost. They’re all just chillin submerged 30ft from dock trying to send carrier pigeons but they keep drowning. Fuckin pigeons.

The Miata gets a pass because sports cars are graded on a curve—their power curve. It's not enough for a car to put up good numbers, but those numbers have to be in reach of where a person usually uses the engine. My Miata is plenty fun between 3,000 and 5,000 rpm, but the BRZ doesn't even come alive below 5,500.

They had trouble programming it so the Renault Clio behind you would conveniently plow into a median and delay traffic.

I've got a light backpacking hammock and I love it... but not for actual backpacking. I have yet to get a full night of sleep in one, even in ideal conditions in my own back yard. I end up waking up at around 2 am and I can't fall back asleep because I can't find a comfortable position.

Robb Holland dropping some serious knowlege up in this thread. Thank you sir.

Ok how about an expert opinion. I was racing in the VLN as well today. From what I have seen of the crash and know of the condition there today I believe 100% that Jann was blameless. All cars get light on the front end at Flugplatz. It happens every lap you drive through there. Up until this incident there has not…

You mean the place where violent crimes have increased, home invasions have increased, and violence is still a major issue after the gun ban in London? The place where owning a cricket bat without "a reasonable purpose" is a crime? That place? Oh, right, it's ok because someone only got stabbed to death, or beat to…

The "Formula 1" race in Iron Man 2 was a Historic race with some accurate cars, even the title cards on the TV screens in the movie read "Historic Grand Prix of Monaco" or something like that.

Thats the "I'm still learning solidworks" nose.

Need that for my hockey skates.

OK Adam I watched your uncut video. For what you were doing on the FDR, I would just look to pull your license. For what you did on the West Side Highway, I would look to see you in jail for at least 6 months. There are places all over this video that you are moving over 100MPH, on the upper West Side Highway, well…

I would totally end up at Unsolved Crime.