That is the best kind of vase. It still holds things, and you don’t have to cry if you knock it over.

Please God, Let Iron Angela have taken it between two fingers, stuck it down her pants, then wiped it across his face.

“Zzzzzzzzzzzz.....”

Really what needs to happen is subsidies need to move from corn growers to people growing food to be eaten instead of turned into sweetener or energy.

Exactly what Chump wants though isn’t it? Good citizens doing their duty and questioning or turning in people they think are undocumented?

As my Papa, may he rest in peace, used to say: “I get the feeling that boy’s family tree is just a stump.”

Kansas is crazy fucked-up, but our judiciary is reasonable. Which is why Gov Brownback has done everything in his power, unsuccessfully, to ruin it.

Well, the press didn’t take him seriously, yet focused all their attention on some stupid emails and...

Counterpoint: if you can wear something with a built-in bra, you don’t need a bra, built-in or otherwise.

Oh sure, NOW the republicans believe in science

Am I the only one who wished it wasn’t a little girl facing down the bull but a middle aged, paunchy around the middle, Old Navy dressed woman who is tired of all the bullshit and ready to burn this fucker down?

Vote for Pedro, and all your wildest dreams will come true.

If the church had managed to keep the abuse under wraps for a few more years they could’ve made a couple of bucks off Betsy Devos’s school vouchers.

CHRISTIANITY IS A VIOLENT WAY OF LIFE. IT IS NOT A RELIGION. DO NOT LET THIS DANGEROUS CULT TAKE OVER YOUR COUNTRY.

Just repeating some things some of the bigots in my town were saying re: Islam this week. Now I expect an apology from all Christians on behalf of these monsters. You’ll have to be really loud about it…

Still is declared valedictorian because the only other options were women.

“Man who has never done his homework discovers he doesn’t know any answers on the test”

This feels like a metaphor for his entire time in office. Look grand but turns out it was stolen from someone else and it’s fake inside.

“White men are attached to the belief that their achievements are entirely personally earned.” This would be the truth. As my friend says “Born on third base, and thinks he hit a triple.”

I want to laugh in the faces of every fellow white person who voted Trump who’s now like “....I didn’t think he was gonna actually do [insert thing that Trump said exactly that he was going to do once he was President here].” Repeal the ACA that’s brought you health insurance, take away any shred of regulation in the…