She fucking 46 you guys. She feeds on the blood of babies. I want to be her when I grow up.

I have a life, and I’ll take my baby where I please. Anyone that has a problem with that can fuck right off.

Seriously though, who brings a baby to a game?

Resolved: A baseball game is, and by right should be, a safe family outing.

Yes, this discussion about being a grown up and making the tough choices in life should be directed toward the parent with a baby at the game instead of the dipshit who decided to throw a full beer can at someone because he was upset about a baseball game.

Do not throw a beer can

Fuck.

Yeah, man! Tuned in for the second half of the game, and noticed a woman doing color.

Thought #1: “Hey, there’s a woman doing the color. How about that?”

Amazing how men are so threatened by a woman doing what a man has done for years. Doris Burke on College Basketball was a breath of fresh air. The women ESPN have used in the booth for college football are excellent also like Pam Ward. Note to all self appointed taste makers of what sports needs to be, shut the fuck…

And just like Tits McGee, this dumb fuck is on vacation.

There goes a future Senator.

To be fair, it’d be cruel to make Buffalo fans snort their coke off a mirror.

Cleveland Man

Not sure Kobe would bother asking, frankly.

He needs to stop alternating excuses and get directly to their current issues.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU GUYS?

Me for weeks: “Show me the stump! I want to see that stump! How many fingers does he have left? I have got to see this thing.”

For Snyder, money talks.

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