You need to get out more. In Europe I traveled between countries almost exclusively by train and it was frustratingly simple.

Lazy take, dude, considering a couple of the Cards’ all time heroes are Gibson and Ozzie. StL gave proper appreciation to Andujar and Lou Brock. Yadi is more beloved than anyone else on the team.

Yeah, lots of racist shitlords in the huge geography of Cards’ fandom, but the Cards are hardly some White Power cult’s fever…

Don’t call my Jeep a toy!

at some point maybe corporate America will realize selling $35-55k cars is difficult if there is no middle class

One exception:  if you are with small children and you are in an area where a foul ball may greet you.  Bleachers?  No.  Upper deck?  No.  Down the lines?  I don’t have an issue.

It’s weird to realize that Mount Everest is now basically a fantasy camp so your 60-year-old orthodontist can have a great Instagram photo.

Exactly.  Everest has become Coachella.

The last time I bought a car from a dealer, my wife’s Odyssey, we had the car picked out, secured our own financing, and had the price negotiated. It still took four hours at the dealer, with two small children in tow. It doesn’t matter how friendly and accommodating they were, it was still miserable.

When I was a kid destroying my love for the game was the first thing our coaches did at the beginning of every season.

Dad: Hey Junior, you’re 7 now. Want to see a baseball game?

They need a better evacuation plan. 

“There’s no guarantee the Rams are going to keep spending like this beyond 2019.”

I feel like I’d only be surprised if an Entourage extra said “wow nobody groped me on set”

[holds it in]

What a nonsensical loudmouth. That guy who interrupted him seems like a jerk too.

I hope our brave FIRST RESPONDER (ret.) was not injured while bravely defending our freedom!

Somewhere, Nicole Kidman is reading this and cackling.

Does anyone think we will ever, as a society, look at the videos and pictures we take and say enough is enough, let’s chill out on pulling the phones out?

These guys are at work & could probably use the money, so as long as you make it worth their while, why not? 50% tip seems about right. Minimum $10, not matter what.