It sucks that the only actual human option for Prez is being human and wondering if he should be this race

I knew who Bruno Mars was back during SB 48 but didn’t think anything positive about his music. I remember watching his halftime show at a crowded bar thinking “Holy shit. Am I crazy or is this guy killing it right now?” It quickly became apparent that I wasn’t crazy.

Last I heard (and it might have been in a Deadspin post), they are down significantly over the past several years as more and more people get rid of cable/satellite TV in favor of Netflix and such. Also, SportsCenter just doesn’t serve any purpose in the smartphone era where scores and highlights and news are all…

Really, Samer? This is the most vile, graphic intimacy to ever happen in a Cincinnati restaurant?

I’d call this the worst case of a guy with an unpronounceable name destroying a Jet in New York, but…well, you know.

Oh, you fucking prick. You had to put the result in the headline, didn’t you? Under 50 fucking words of content, you whoreclown, none of which add anything. Did you post this from your iPhone? Fuckin’ Burke. You know what that means, right, when someone calls you a ‘Burke’? It’s rhyming slang for ‘Burkely Hunt’, or…

Didn’t get my submission in on time, because I’m a moron.

“It really is a safe choice,” IOC President Thomas Bach said. “We know China will deliver on its promises have the necessary slave labor to build all our shit and not give a fuck how much it costs them.”

Why is a Nicki Minaj selfie story on Deadspin/AM?

This. I wasn’t at all surprised that TA&M jumped when UT gobbled up a big part of the possible TV revenue all to itself. I don’t know how UT figured the other members of the conference would take this. I don’t know how the Big 12 commissioner didn’t step in.

I thought he’d be used to a hotbox by now

When reached for comment, Floyd dodged, then weaved, then danced around for about forty minutes, then kinda batted the question away, smiled a lot, and received the award anyway for some fucking reason.

Stadiums. Possibly worse than FIFA/F1.

Leicester City has announced that the Pearson, Hopper, and Smith are to be suspended indefinitely, starting immediately. Team officials cited their own internal standards of professional conduct, which requires that all players film potentially embarrassing videos in landscape.

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And full credit to NBC and CBS for whatever they did so they had access to everything.

I have an irrational hatred for this guy.

My parents got in on the “uniquely spelled name” trend long before it was popular, and I’ve resented them for it nearly every day of my life. Names aren’t artisanal. They have meaning and weight and they’re the first impression a human being is able to make on another. We carry them our entire lives. These stunt-names…

Also what needs to die; GM needs to stop integrating their perimeter approaching lighting using the reverse lights. Every time I drive through a parking lot i think i’m going to get backed into, when it’s just someone unlocking their doors. SERIOUSLY!!