... so I hope your answers are substantive.

NO, YOU DO NOT DO THIS, BECAUSE THEN THE GOLF CLUBS COME OUT AND YOU START HAVING REAL FUN AND LAUGHING SUPER HARD, AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT YOU’RE TAKING FULL SWINGS WITH NINE IRONS AND YOU LOB IT 100 YARDS AWAY INTO YOUR NEIGHBORS BUSHES, AND THEY DON’T RAKE SO THERE’S A GIANT PILE OF LEAVES THERE. NOW ITS A FIRE AND…

Can’t say the company that changed its brand to “BlackBerry” made much of a difference to their brand’s viability... but agree with the rest.

I wouldn’t say “None” of them had any brand recognition. But, of those who changed after already ‘making it’, the name they went with was what they were already known by or for anyhow.

I’ll never understand stuff like this. Why diminish your name recognition? It’s never worked, ever, for a company. remember when Pizza Hut decided to be called “The Hut? How did that work out?

So it looks like the cake...was a lie.

Yes, because not permanently marking my skin or buying the overpriced first version of a new device makes me Amish.

My solution to this problem is to never have a tattoo OR an Apple Watch.

If it’s too many white people it’s racism because whitey is excluding minorities from this meme fun.

I have absolutely no idea how to interpret this information in any meaningful way.

Then it explodes, like the Hindenburg

Misread it as the hydrogen embitterment process, which occurs when hydrogen becomes trapped in a dead-end / middle-management job.

...falling down...

London buildings falling down.

Three weeks after that...

3 Weeks after receiving your kit.....

I can bet that Ali Julia's reviews are actually secret messages between cover agents. 4 stars for iPhone battery - "the cover is blown, get to Canada", 2 stars for baby wipes - "Get him out of the game", 5 stars for Kitchen Aid coffee grinder - "the password to Sony mail server is qwerty"

Looks fine to me.

Next step for IOS 9: Sepia

This spec war nonsense has always confused non-Apple people. There are two things that you are missing.