Your son is two.

It's not the average number per day. It's the average number per outbreak. Check before you comment.

There also isn't a comma between the day and the month, yet there is in iOS. And that font isn't the one Apple uses on the lock screen anyway. I'm on the latest iOS 8 beta, and I doubt they'd change to that ugly font and forgo grammatical rules between now and September 9th, so I do believe this is fake.

I mean, it is a legitimate question considering this is a building in the US. If steering wheels used to be on the right sides of cars here, or if the picture posted is flipped, which I'm not sure why it would be, either of those would explain it.

"Block party in an app" doesn't have the same ring to it =\

Nobody has mentioned Black Mesa?

The Presidium is a giant wheel...

To be honest, I didn't the first time I read it. Then I was like, "why is that top line so long?" And I noticed. And henceforth it was ruined for me as well.

Good sir I regretfully must inform you that "shit" is not an adjective.

We ourselves got ourselves?

They actually look like they have more polygons than the shitty character models in Bioshock Infinite. And they obviously don't look quite as bad as Deus Ex models, though perhaps you're right about the lighting. I'd say from afar they look more like Half-Life 2 models, perhaps?

I LOL'd so hard at this.

Do you mean draining energy? Don't LEDs use very little power?

I don't know why but I always find it interesting how it's almost always the fat girls who say the skinny girls (the ones who look perfectly fine and not anorexic or anything at all) need to gain some weight. Like being skinny, even regular, not overly skinny, is bad or something. Like I get that this is America but…

Can someone explain to me what "burned onto its silicon" actually means? I mean I've heard this phrase before but I don't understand why it's a phrase unless it's like laser etched, and I don't understand how that would be secure at all. It just means that it's in some form of memory that can't be erased or rewritten,…

Why are the steering wheels on the right side of the cars?

It's Día de los Muertos, not Día de Muertos.

That's the dumbest name you could come up with to call them. That just makes you look dumb. OS X has 7.5% global market share, and Windows Phone has 3.2% global market share. Regardless, you compared a desktop operating system to a smartphone operating system. And why is OS X crap? Because you deem it so? I happen to…

Um, they also posted about the final version of Windows 8.1 going RTM. How is a new version of an operating system irrelevant? It's plenty relevant to people who have Macs, which a lot of people do. It's also rather intrinsically related to technology. It seems perfectly fine to post this. But then again, I just fell…