Look here man, if I can’t watch skinny nordic people ski around on flat ground and shoot guns at stationary targets, then let’s cancel the whole thing.

And it’s not always enough to lean in, because that shit doesn’t work all the time.

Michelle Obama has mastered the art of talking with an audience like they are her sorority sisters. Our best friend in chief. 

It hit that cherry-picker operator right in the hands, he has to catch that. No excuses.

Sure is a bad look for Purdue. It’s a shame they had to...

I’ve been trying to convince my brother to jump back to Android from his iPhone for a while. He prefers smaller sized phones, but when his iPhone SE screen cracked, I managed to convince him to try the Moto X4. I love what Moto has been doing with mostly stock Android and their awesome gestures. It really seems like…

Do you promise? Mine have run me into the poor house, so the drug Lord’s can do what they want. It would be cheaper. 

Wonder if the snitches got Switches.

Not for sharing with Luigi, apparently.

But...again, with all due respect, this seems like a naive take how politics actually works.

*rubs temples*

**crickets**

Let he who has never done this cast the first stone

Oh, I’d love to see her talking shit to Tony about his tech the way she did to Bruce in Infinity War. That was great. I want her, Tony, Rocket and Bruce in a room having the most Science Bros conversation ever.

Well to be fair, killing a meme is about as close to actual combat action as 99% of Air Force servicemembers will ever get.

Can you imagine a car company doing something like that today? Circumventing a bad review by just... going to geographical places where that review would most likely to hold the least amount of weight?

I won’t see most of the 2018 Olympics

So your name isn’t Massachusetts I’m guessing

Cool story, I bet you walked to school uphill both ways too.

You got me, I have probably never put sunscreen on my eyelids. I was curious, though, and according to the American Cancer Society, sunglasses that block UVA and UVB rays do protect your eyes. Hats are another protective option.