And they don’t bitch about it like you.

And it loses its value in a relatively short amount of time. Everyone claiming they get a lot of value from it are either pretty wealthy (along with the AMT) and/or not very good at math.

Anyone who chooses to live in a community with an HOA gets what they deserve.

Because the pilots have balls so big they need a plane like that to carry them

RIP Guam... Oh well, they were going to tip over and capsize anyway.

“I was a parent of two and involved with the father of my children, but we weren’t in a relationship or anything.”

Don’t forget about the entertainment mecca as well.

Every criticism I’ve seen of this has boiled down to “lol religious people are different than me.”

An old-school refrigerator?

Basically, the same places one might go in the event of a tornado.

“Assuming they are properly maintained (not left outside for weeks without cleaning the sand off), don’t get smacked around in transit, and don’t get shot at, they have a much longer life than 15 years.”

In my program, we were actively discouraged from writing in any way popular audiences could possibly construe as entertaining or interesting. It’s mind-boggling.

46G for a few seconds, yes. but can we withstand 806G for 0.0034 seconds? that’s the question ;)  

The only people more annoying than hipsters are the people who are always bitching about hipsters.

Barry Switzer was also just fucking with everyone when he coached the Dallas Cowboys.

“Make Wishbone great again” is also PBS’ big tagline.

I know she said she wants a German car, but she really should buy a WRX.

You just can’t beat that blend of practicality, safety, and fun value for the money. It’s pretty much the ideal vehicle for any young parent still trying to hold onto having fun while making the responsible choice for their kids.

If it has to be…

I am pretty sure Trump has no fucking clue that Pakistanis are Muslim.

This is a horrible take. I really doubt the men’s track and field athletes chose Baylor because it’s rape friendly. Believe it or not, I’d wager most male college athletes do not have a desire to rape someone.

Even Moses led them out of the desert at some point.