Ironically, Mavs beating the Heat in 2011. I am a sucker for LeBron’s stupid narrative. I think his next step should be WWE. I’m only kind-of kidding.

He probably has a much larger penis as well.

Actually, the other ones are usually BA.

Nice.

Nice.

I feel like adding salmonella to your food is a bad idea...(/poor reading)

1 game for the attempt, 7 for connecting.

Coyle will not be forced by the NCAA to sit out a year, unlike the athletes he oversees must do.

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.

Yeah something like tens of thousands of dollars in free tuition would be a good start.

I know it is a different time, but I think what is said on the ice, should stay on the ice. Should he have chosen a different word? Sure, but honestly it doesn’t matter at all. Too many sensitivity meters are running at 99%. A hockey rink is not your cubicle.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

FIRE SALE! Everything must go!

dead horse. low hanging fruit. fishing. can add more if you like.

True

I know. It’s about my next door neighbor.

It’s the USMNT. Of course I’m a casual fucking fan.

See:

Hold on - he was a dude that had a drug and alcohol problem and so we all laughed at the antics that those things generally generate. But explain to me what is “Bad Man” about that? Is he accused of embezzling, deliberately hurting people, sexually harassing people?