Yeah, no one should ever be forced to play for Baltimore.

“Nor will he be a goddamn Saint.”

Oh man, that’s so weird. I’m actually in the process of developing a VR game about being a writer for Gawker itself.

Presenting the next VR hit - Birds of War

This is on Jezebel because... his mother was a woman?

Seriously, this is the comment that gets blacked? I stand by my joke, but any honest attempt to engage in conversation always stays in the grays. It’s the comment moderation form of trolling

For your usual hockey collisions that looked extremely benign.

SWIPER, NO SWIPING! SWIPER, NO SWIPING! SWIPER, NO SWIPING!

Hey Nathan, while you’re here could you look over our financials? Things aren’t going so well..

I paid 18 bucks for taco bell last week

I feel like this is what happens if I ever try to pull off a hangnail.

I finally get this guy.

The onscreen text made me wonder if it was 1986.

When she shows up at your apartment 2 days later, while you are at work, asks the landlady if she can get inside as she’s “moving in soon.” To make it even more interesting, she only had my name and my work issued cell phone number and she somehow found my home. That was a big red flag.

this is what people in most of Minnesota got

This is great, but how about the NFL’s creepy insistance that I have unprotected sex after the game?

The difference between you girlfriend telling everyone about your small dick and her posting a picture of it on Facebook.

Bob Vila has never built anything and cannot build anything. He just talks about building things.

Well, it should be no surprise considering all the wide-open uncontested looks they get. It’s not like they’ll draw a charge or anything.