I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

more like Subuttai

It looks like she could use “la petit mort”

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.

Because that’s short.

Always round up.

Thank you, that is very kind of you to say.

Francesa, whether in his fictitious character or as himself, declaring that as “the dumbest fuckin’ bet I’ve ever heard of” pretty much guarantees that bet is going to hit.

While we still have Will Smith, we still have hope.

And only because of this park ;)

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

You’re close, but I think id10t is a better fit here.

Disclaimer: My brother sent me this. I did not make it myself 

Noble you say? Is it as noble as LORENZ HELLMAN GLOUCESTER?

Brett Gardner has had the same season for like a decade. 

Why did he do it? Probably for a little taste of Tempe Treasure, a bit of Flagstaff Foie Gras, a heaping helping of that sweet Sonoran Snack Pack.

So long story short, got any advice on dealing with bad in-laws?

“Out Indefinitely: Pokemon Sword and Shield was released”

Now I kinda want to get a picture of me in that pose (or slap my face on Darnold’s) and then change “Mononucleosis” to whatever ailment I’m suffering from that particular day so I can email that in to my coworkers when I’m not coming in.

Gardner Minshew looks like a guy who struts, or at least saunters.