It’s not irrelevant from an academic standpoint. Famously good sports teams, particularly basketball and football, which as we’ve seen are predominantly black, even at schools where black students make up 2.4% of the population, are a draw for students of all kinds. And drawing more students means more tuition and…

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Strategic kitten reserves are a staple of any good party.

I miss the volcano sauce from like 10 years ago.

Why turn Mario into a racing game?

Tell me more about baseball, guy who doesn’t watch baseball.

Be a man!

robot umpires might disadvantage a certain kind of precision pitcher who nibbles on the corners and successfully teases out a wider strike zone

Andrew Luck 2012: *Takes a sack* Great job, man. Insane hustle. You really got me.

Andrew Luck 2019: You even just look at the ceiling and wish you could stop existing? Like, not die, but just POOF and cease being altogether. Maybe it’s nothing but motionless, soundless black. Complete emptiness. Nothingness. But it’s…

I usually go with: “Hey, how do you know so-and-so?” But I wish it were socially acceptable to open conversations with a stranger by asking “Hey, what’s your deal?” Not aggressively or anything... I just want to know people’s deals.

Reynaldo Lopez has an impressive 3.10 ERA in his last eight starts, with a sterling 46/16 K/BB ratio and just four home runs allowed. To what extent has he turned a corner and is he setting up as a quality no. 2 pitcher, and to what extent is this run a product of his having faced the Oakland A’s twice (surrendering…

he was right to edit you

Never attribute to kayfabe that which is adequately explained by the mere existence of the Raiders.

Last guy could have named his cat Kitty Purry, and if nothing else, he would have dominated the star count at Jezebel’s “Saturday Night Social” thread.

The idea of getting drunk without destroying your appearance is appealing to many and it’s honestly surprising that hard seltzers have taken this long to catch on. You’re still getting the hangovers tho. As i’ve climbed up my early 30s, I like drinking for the enjoyment of a beer or a bourbon, rather than solely just…

“Taller than average honorary black belt James Cameron is also a visionary and gifted graphic artist.”

Cedric wanted to fight me in high school for drinking all of his beer at a party. I hopped the fence and ran away before he found me. I always rooted for him after that. What a senseless way to go for him and his passenger. Watch out for bikes dammit. 

Imagine hating the Yankees so much you know how many times they have made the playoffs in the past 25 years.

“Western Pennsylvania cracker plant”

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.