Dodged a bullet when I was 7 and came home from a trip to the store with my mom excited to show my dad a Mark Rypien jersey I bought with my birthday money. He asked why the hell I’d buy a Rypien jersey, I told him that they won the Super Bowl so they’re my favorite team and he explained that bandwagoning was dumb,…
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You Boston fans are seriously the fucking worst.
I like him because I don’t take myself too seriously. And hearing plenty of interviews with him he knows what he’s doing. It’s goofy and certainly not for everybody but I prefer that to some psycho like Jack Edwards or Tommy Heinsohn who scream bloody murder every time a call goes against the home team
“Publix is pretty good. It’s true. I know Floridians treat the place like it’s the Vatican and need to calm the fuck down about it, but Publix DOES make a fine key lime pie.”
The greatest swearers in the world are Hungarians and it’s not even close.
went to college there, left, will never go back. To sum up my experience in the best Wisconsin way, I had a higher up co-worker say to me “you’ve got a bright future, but if you want to move up you need a new girlfriend.” She was Asian. That didn’t go over in WI. I left and married her.
Han shot first?
His cousin is the Green Arrow, you can’t get any better than that!
I look forward to seeing him picked by the Giants in the first round of the 2020 draft.
“And, if we’re being true to ourselves, it is rather tasty—at least that’s how I remembered it the last time I ate one in my early 20s.”
“And Suzy died so bravely, filming the very tsunami that took her from us”
I’m a Lions fan living in NW PA. I took my family (including my 12 year old daughter) to the Lions/Bills game last year. Within 150ft of where we parked the car, she saw 2 keg stands and a drunken woman writhing in the mud. My wife gave me a furious look and all I could do was shrug my shoulders and mumble “Bills…
Pope Thrower for Public Editor
Reading this article is probably the happiest I’ll be during this Lions season. Imagine being the fan of a franchise and the happiest you know you’ll be during the entire football season is reading a Drew Magary piece in freakin’ July.
You do realize that Hero is the granddaddy of all JRPG heroes, right? Pretty much all JRPG heroes made afterwards (including Cloud) use Hero (specifically, the Dragon Quest 1 and 3 iterations) as the starting template.
That movie fucking sucked
No, Mike, you can’t. But you also don’t have to turn your locker room into goddamned Arkham, either.
ARIZONA: Land Of Failed Californians
A Cone of Heat was the title to my 1999 David Cone erotica novel. Let's just say he was perfect a few times that summer.
Oh, there they go! There they go! Every time I start talking about boxing, a white man gotta pull Rocky Marciano outta their ass! That’s they one! That’s they one! Rocky Marciano! Rocky Marciano!