Go one better. Wash away the bad taste of Ralph Bohner and make her The Shadow King...

Musk is not an engineer.

“Maybe a somewhat unpopular opinion here”

In fairness, that’s because it’s a very dumb opinion, given that those companies literally did exist without him.

This is embarrassing.

When Black Panther came out with Shuri reinvented as a teenage science genius (which she hadn’t been in the comics) there were a few unfortunate suggestions that she could be the MCU’s Ironheart. After all a world with Tony Stark, Hank Pym, and Bruce Banner couldn’t possibly have more than one Black teenage girl genius…

You can get a receipt for a URL which purports to contain a JPEG of the sandwich.

I bet one of your favorite phrases is “stick to sports!”

The Quantum Realm still has travel restrictions in place for unvaccinated people.

Are you talking about Strange New Worlds Season 2: Electric Boogaloo?

How much more overused could this reference get? The answer is ‘none’. None more overused.

What a hero.

It might be the best Superman movie but all of the Superman movies, without exception, are bad.

 Here's hoping that today is the best day of the rest of Alex Jones' life. 

I figured the “Female Lawyer of the Year” was part of the trap. Lure her to a public celebration with a mean-spirited, misogynistic award, before launching the big revenge-porn expose. 

Not a big fan of sarcasm?

Just do Into the Constantine-verse with Jenna, Matt and Keanu. Everybody’s happy.

this you?

“Even the ones that said he was ‘creepy’ laughed, because they were obviously not trying to tick him off or anything. So they’re just fake laughing, awkwardly laughing.”

Whole time I was like, “Halle Berry?!? How did these mofos think that was Halle Berry?!?!”