I would love, just once, when these abjectly stupid arguments are presented, for a journalist or judge or whoever to just take a moment of silence, take a deep breath, and ask the person, “Do you think I’m stupid?”

They’re public servants. We all SHOULD know where they live. 

Don’t mind me, I’m just rolling around in all this sweet, sweet money I get for negging on NFTs, paid by... paid by... um... you know... the anti-NFT lobby!

It’s not though

the same politicians trying to pass this shit are the ones who have been chipping away at voting rights for years. so as a red-state dwelling queer whose marriage may be on the chopping block in the next few years, please miss me with this victim-blaming bullshit.

They can both be trash.

Wouldn’t it require a majority of the cabinet, which was selected because of their loyalty to Trump.

I am terrified of blancmange. Especially the ones that play tennis.

So do adults, tbh. The idea that work should always come first and you have to be on death’s doorstep to call out is so gross. Even when people are sick, there’s a whole “culture of sickness” that pressures people to a) apologize for being sick, b) be sick for a short a time as possible and c) find a way to work…

...it’s even more upsetting for plumbers.

“The objective fact is I believe”

I grew up drinking egg nog mixed with 7-up or Sprite. It’s the best.

You know, it would be a hell of a thing if everyone that flouted COVID restrictions on social media were fined according to their income.

They sent Tiffany.

So, what did you have for dinner? I fried fish, and I don’t fry stuff often. 

wives were expected to obey their husband’s wishes in all matters

WHAT is this bullshit? One of those “withered husks” is our only barrier to a straight-up fascist country that accelerates climate change and puts many of our neighbors and friends at risk of....almost anything. There is no equivalency here. Shitposting like this is harmful. 

you can pretty much improve on his food by going to a good butcher and buying a clip-on ponytail.

FALSE! The entire VEHICLE was made of 5G-powered MS-13 pedophile chihuahuas, all glued together in a cunning disguise! Do your research!