Thusly, this episode of “One of Everything” was almost painful to watch because I was hungry and I haven’t had a proper deli sandwich in far, far too long.

I’m also able to appreciate the appeal of Padma Lakshmi’s at-home cooking tutorials, which she’s posting to Instagram in an effort to stay connected to fans while helping them navigate the ins and outs of making a chicken tagine.

She can do better. 

There is no such thing as a good HOA. Only ones that haven’t released their inner evil yet.

Counterpoint: paying someone to tell you how you can or can’t use the property you paid for, particularly when they aren’t the government, is pure crazytown.

Data, you say? Data scoffs...

When this is all over and you make your first trip back to Las Vegas, do yourself a favor and stop by Musashi on Paradise Road. It may not only be the best teppanyaki you’ve ever had, it may be among the best meals you’ve ever had. I’ve had friends say “Yep, best filet mignon,” or “yep.. best lobster.” The owners are…

We were going to do a big family dinner at a hibachi place this week, but obviously that’s out of the question.  And no, it’s not the same.

I’m upper management at a company deemed essential. We manage fed/state/mun. fleets all over the country. The owner and I traditionally never get along and some would consider him a selfish dick. He’s generous in some ways but he’s hard on staff and generally cheap. He sent me home a week before all of the state…

Yeah...I got two months ago tickets for my holiday in Croatia in July...at the moment I would, as a German living in North-Rhine Westphalia, immidiately be thrown into hospital quarantine if I want to enter the country...sooo...I think that wont happen.
Infection rates still going up. Even if they would stop that only…

Nothing.  You’re missing absolutely nothing.

There is only one Cirque employee who deserves to be fired: the guy who does rigging and scuba at The O. He’s the type of guy who leads on his girlfriend for SIX YEARS before dumping her with no warning, and who waited for that lovely, smart, educated, talented woman’s parents to take them to Prague and Vienna the…

Pretending this virus could ever have been completely contained is fucking asinine. Absolutely no one has made that argument with any sort of empirical evidence to back it.

Good to remind people that Mike Pence is a christian supremacist and I have no doubt he is filling his corona virus taskforce with “christian warriors” who could give a shit about mitigating the spread of this virus since they most likely believe this is “god’s judgement” at play.

This feels like a very sneaky plan by Showtime to have us think their streaming service is in the same class as the others!

It’s my fault you’re an ass?

But tuning it for the specific intent of making it pollute more is just egregious.  

Yep, that was one of the first national brands. “OK Boomer Freshwater Potato Chorps”

Fun fact: when potato chips were first massed produced and sold in Grocery Stores (or Farmhand’s Apothecaries, as they were called back then (1965)) they had specific eating instructions printed on the bags, since many people were unsure how to open the bag/consume the chips (or chorps, as they were called at the…

This is super hilarious and definitely not at all expected as a comment to a post like this. Hey everyone, get a load of friggin’ George Carlin over here!