When this is all over and you make your first trip back to Las Vegas, do yourself a favor and stop by Musashi on Paradise Road. It may not only be the best teppanyaki you’ve ever had, it may be among the best meals you’ve ever had. I’ve had friends say “Yep, best filet mignon,” or “yep.. best lobster.” The owners are…

We were going to do a big family dinner at a hibachi place this week, but obviously that’s out of the question.  And no, it’s not the same.

I’m upper management at a company deemed essential. We manage fed/state/mun. fleets all over the country. The owner and I traditionally never get along and some would consider him a selfish dick. He’s generous in some ways but he’s hard on staff and generally cheap. He sent me home a week before all of the state…

Yeah...I got two months ago tickets for my holiday in Croatia in July...at the moment I would, as a German living in North-Rhine Westphalia, immidiately be thrown into hospital quarantine if I want to enter the country...sooo...I think that wont happen.
Infection rates still going up. Even if they would stop that only…

Nothing.  You’re missing absolutely nothing.

There is only one Cirque employee who deserves to be fired: the guy who does rigging and scuba at The O. He’s the type of guy who leads on his girlfriend for SIX YEARS before dumping her with no warning, and who waited for that lovely, smart, educated, talented woman’s parents to take them to Prague and Vienna the…

Pretending this virus could ever have been completely contained is fucking asinine. Absolutely no one has made that argument with any sort of empirical evidence to back it.

Good to remind people that Mike Pence is a christian supremacist and I have no doubt he is filling his corona virus taskforce with “christian warriors” who could give a shit about mitigating the spread of this virus since they most likely believe this is “god’s judgement” at play.

This feels like a very sneaky plan by Showtime to have us think their streaming service is in the same class as the others!

It’s my fault you’re an ass?

But tuning it for the specific intent of making it pollute more is just egregious.  

Yep, that was one of the first national brands. “OK Boomer Freshwater Potato Chorps”

Fun fact: when potato chips were first massed produced and sold in Grocery Stores (or Farmhand’s Apothecaries, as they were called back then (1965)) they had specific eating instructions printed on the bags, since many people were unsure how to open the bag/consume the chips (or chorps, as they were called at the…

McCain described Sanders as promoting the “complete paradigm shift of the American system as we know it.”

You may want to avoid any train created by Bong Joon Ho.

So they are saying that they have cut staffing levels to the point they cannot cover any absences? I call that poor management. Same as when management claims that time off ill puts the pressure on other employees, it just means they have managed the employee staffing level so poorly they cannot cover illness. In both…

I was recently traveling from NY with someone who had global entry. Someone who has a lot of money and opinions who I can guarantee is going to blame immigrants for this rather than, you know, the federal government who is actually responsible for this. I can only imagine that this was the idea behind it.

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I’m here for this series! I love the Bon Appétit YT channel though I’m not a completist and don’t love all of their shows/cast equally. I’ve honestly never been an It’s Alive fan as I like Brad best in other shows than on his own. He’s better as a condiment than as an entree.

This is super hilarious and definitely not at all expected as a comment to a post like this. Hey everyone, get a load of friggin’ George Carlin over here!