These brains are bananas. B A N A N A S!

Stop plantain your fetish fanfic around here.

Bilbo and Gollum reunion!

Most nudists go to the beach so they can dangle their scrotum mere inches from the book I’m pretending to read while hoping to get a glimpse of someone under 50 sunbathing in the nude before finally giving up.

Ok. Now I see why infinite scrolling is a problem.

I didn’t even try out, so I can comfort myself with the idea that I’m still possibly better.

Well, you know what they say: Give a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day. Set him on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. :-S

If I wanted to sleep at an Applebee’s, I would just sleep at an Applebee’s.

Judging from the past few months, I fear this is exactly where we are headed.

I want Al Frankenstein to run SO bad. He’d be awesome.

That’s not true.

Many of whom are about to enter the comments section to say “STICK TO TECH GAWKMODO”. (And who will also be sure to use the phrase “look, I’m no fan of Trump, but” in their posts!)

Marvel: No more events after Secret Empire!

I know its original intent, but its undeniable that that intent has been completely lost on Wall Street and has, instead, been taken as a mascot for their questionable virility and power.

One of these days I want a hit batter to just calmly take his base, let the situation cool down, and then blindside rush the pitcher from the first base.

big idiot’s beef

2 women in 60 years. 0 black women. Not sure how many black men. When does the “gradual process” start?

Strickland is a total goon, yes.

Strickland is a goon.