"The scientists aren't entirely sure why the ocean is located in the south."

The Kaley Cuoco Squirrel Girl movie is going to be the best thing ever.

I wish more people understood that "pro choice" does not mean "pro abortion." I know a great, great many people who are personally anti-abortion ("No, I would never have an abortion...") but completely pro-choice ("....but it's not my business if anyone else does.")

Person of Interest. The Devil's Share.

The only thing we hear in the aftermath of Carter's death is Johnny Cash singing 'Hurt'

All Marvel fans want is for their universe to be whole again. We want Spidey, Avengers, the Fantastic Four, and the X-Men to cross over.

Eh, arbitrary but fair enough I suppose. I guess a Pirates sweatshirt at a Pens game looks a bit different than a Cardinals sweatshirt at a Blues game.

This wing constitutes 90% of Red Sox fans; they are only a "minority" in Massachusetts.

Come on, folks, the Cardinals have to win this one. At least the insufferable Red Sox fans are aware of the disdain the world has for them. St. Louis still views itself as the envy of all other baseball cities.

Maybe it's a Glorious Five-Year Plan.

SPOILER WARNING FOR ABOVE

It seems like the Mariners would be best served to move to a more central city, say in Oklahoma.

clickbait - the mariners are not actually circling the world. you should change it to "will travel further than the 9/11 hijackers"

Is that Marnie from 'Girls' on the left?

It's tough having a Twitter username that gets mistaken for a celebrity's by stupid people.

I was going to write a big piece about how the entire system is corrupt because it's taking value from both athletes and students by creating the idea that athletics is more important than being a functioning human being, but you know what?

OH MY GOD it's like somebody read that old copy pasta from 4Chan and thought it was serious and decided to make a movie about it.

Fucking idiots. Everyone from St. Louis knows that rules aren't supposed to be written.