I wish more people understood that "pro choice" does not mean "pro abortion." I know a great, great many people who are personally anti-abortion ("No, I would never have an abortion...") but completely pro-choice ("....but it's not my business if anyone else does.")

Eh, arbitrary but fair enough I suppose. I guess a Pirates sweatshirt at a Pens game looks a bit different than a Cardinals sweatshirt at a Blues game.

This wing constitutes 90% of Red Sox fans; they are only a "minority" in Massachusetts.

Come on, folks, the Cardinals have to win this one. At least the insufferable Red Sox fans are aware of the disdain the world has for them. St. Louis still views itself as the envy of all other baseball cities.

Maybe it's a Glorious Five-Year Plan.

It seems like the Mariners would be best served to move to a more central city, say in Oklahoma.

clickbait - the mariners are not actually circling the world. you should change it to "will travel further than the 9/11 hijackers"

Is that Marnie from 'Girls' on the left?

It's tough having a Twitter username that gets mistaken for a celebrity's by stupid people.

I was going to write a big piece about how the entire system is corrupt because it's taking value from both athletes and students by creating the idea that athletics is more important than being a functioning human being, but you know what?

OH MY GOD it's like somebody read that old copy pasta from 4Chan and thought it was serious and decided to make a movie about it.

Fucking idiots. Everyone from St. Louis knows that rules aren't supposed to be written.

I know I sound like a broken record at this point but how can all of these people make such obscene profits off the back of unpaid labor? The galling thing here isn't even that he got a bonus of one week's pay. It's that his existing salary is already $18,000 a week. I just ...

America is a lot like Camelot. It's a very silly place.

No, use of the term "handegg" is why soccer fans are obnoxious to begin with.

Around half of households with a pit bull have a bitch in the house.

Hi, I'm Turbotastic and this is This Internet Life.

How about this guy: Picked 31 of 32 games in the first round. The one loss? Duke, his national champion.

It's not about the players, for me. I get it. Duke usually wins, so it it's as good as any of a team to join. It's about their horrible, horrible students and fans. God I love watching them eat a bag of shit.