It wasn't the coldest weather ever, it just felt that way.

I'll add two submissions for the NIT bracket:

They may not be strong in numbers, but the people on reddit.com/r/childfree deserve recognition in this tournament.

Sunni Fundamentalists

"I couldn't make you look bad even if I wanted to"

100% OF AUTISTIC CHILDREN WERE EXPOSED TO DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE AS INFANTS! BAN THIS DANGEROUS SUBSTANCE NOW!!

is the name of the knicks D-league team "The New York Knicks"?

*giggles* She wants the vitamin D. *giggles* In her Vagina. *giggles*

I'm sure she doesn't have any trouble getting D when she wants it?

But every play's like:

That's a groin-rule double if ever I saw one.

I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.

Because those are the last at-large teams in the tournament. They literally have to play their way into the main field. If the NCAA really wanted to be fair, all four PIGs would be at-larges. But since there's a financial benefit to winning the PIG, they kind of throw teams a bone—since 16 seeds almost inevitably come…

That's precisely WHY we vaccinate. Those kids who are too young and who contracted the virus did so because of kids who could have been vaccinated but whose parents refused. The kids who should be vaccinated are detracting from the herd immunity that keeps kids who are too young to be vaccinated safe.

The reason that measles is in the population to get caught by people too young to get vaccinated is that ANTIVAXXERS ARE DESTROYING HERD IMMUNITY.

C'mon Gunslingers, get to votin'! Or have you forgotten the face(s) of your father(s)?

I would absolutely bring a flashlight to a haunted house, though.

1. Even a young Doom? Ugh, just ugh.

Come on, they are hockey fans after all. Making poor decisions comes with the territory.

Noooooop, Iron Man 3 > Iron Man 2, any day (and also > The Dark Knight Rises, what with several common plot beats and a variation on the same reveal re: the villain).

In playground basketball, this signature move is known as the "Hey, why are there six men on this court? This is a kids' playground you creepy motherfuckers."