dlthurston
DL Thurston
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I'll add two submissions for the NIT bracket:

They may not be strong in numbers, but the people on reddit.com/r/childfree deserve recognition in this tournament.

Sunni Fundamentalists

100% OF AUTISTIC CHILDREN WERE EXPOSED TO DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE AS INFANTS! BAN THIS DANGEROUS SUBSTANCE NOW!!

is the name of the knicks D-league team "The New York Knicks"?

*giggles* She wants the vitamin D. *giggles* In her Vagina. *giggles*

I'm sure she doesn't have any trouble getting D when she wants it?

But every play's like:

That's a groin-rule double if ever I saw one.

Because those are the last at-large teams in the tournament. They literally have to play their way into the main field. If the NCAA really wanted to be fair, all four PIGs would be at-larges. But since there's a financial benefit to winning the PIG, they kind of throw teams a bone—since 16 seeds almost inevitably come

That's precisely WHY we vaccinate. Those kids who are too young and who contracted the virus did so because of kids who could have been vaccinated but whose parents refused. The kids who should be vaccinated are detracting from the herd immunity that keeps kids who are too young to be vaccinated safe.

The reason that measles is in the population to get caught by people too young to get vaccinated is that ANTIVAXXERS ARE DESTROYING HERD IMMUNITY.

Come on, they are hockey fans after all. Making poor decisions comes with the territory.

In playground basketball, this signature move is known as the "Hey, why are there six men on this court? This is a kids' playground you creepy motherfuckers."

His jean shorts say "yeah, I probably neglect my child" while his Florida residency says "yeah, I probably neglect my child."

I would propose removing one player from each team while increasing the length of the OT period by 1 minute.

"Its not that we need to get rid of shootouts. We just need to make the shootouts better. I'm thinking slow motion doves released in front of the players as the shootout begins, and extra points if the player can shoot the puck while flying horizontally though the air."
-John Woo

This acronym perfectly communicated the NCAA's commitment to education.

Slow day, guys?

Religion is a self-professed behavior. You are not born Christian, you are baptized into it. You were brought up in the religion of your parents and upon reaching adulthood, you had the choice to leave. You had the choice to continue going to church, to switch to another church of the same denomination, to convert, or