It's the regulatory equivalent of throwing batteries at a player.

They were too young for the Phillies anyway.

Pussy, whipped

You know he doesn't have an actual invite to Phillies camp since possum's don't live to 35.

Boo hoo hoo, Russia. You spent decades winning the gold by sending what was basically a professional all-star team to play college kids. Karma's a bitch, ain't it?

Depends on the sport and personal arrangements, I think. I was in the London 2012 games and completed my events in the first week. After that, we were allowed to move into the village for the second week and enjoy it all.

4. There should be a net for scoring points like in hockey. So the skaters have to artistically knock a ball into the goal while performing.

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I think the answer is yes... given current rules. But the difficulty level could still be on the rise if there are rule changes on the horizon.

careful where you stick the landing.

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Neither one can make it through a play?

Jesus. I'm not typically a PETA fan but has anyone told them about this?

That's why the rest of Canada keeps saying that Toronto is not the real Canada. *snub

That's so math

Nice to know Kenworthy is an Adventure Time fan.

Legalize it.

As with most other things in Sochi, those burgers were assembled only three days ago.

Weird. As soon as you guys posted this, I found this Lego gem: