dlthurston
DL Thurston
dlthurston

I think the answer is yes... given current rules. But the difficulty level could still be on the rise if there are rule changes on the horizon.

careful where you stick the landing.

The above joke was told to me by President Obama. I'm close personal friends with President Barack Obama, and he told me that joke. "Put this on Deadspin," he said to me. "You're an approved commenter, I don't want this buried down in the pending comments. This is a good joke. No, I can't post it myself, you idiot,

Neither one can make it through a play?

Jesus. I'm not typically a PETA fan but has anyone told them about this?

That's why the rest of Canada keeps saying that Toronto is not the real Canada. *snub

That's so math

Nice to know Kenworthy is an Adventure Time fan.

Legalize it.

As with most other things in Sochi, those burgers were assembled only three days ago.

Weird. As soon as you guys posted this, I found this Lego gem:

Also reported missing from his belongings:

Oh my god. I first read that headline as "peeing on Putin's face".

I feel really bad for the US Women. They should have been a little sharper against the Swiss in their last game and ran into a Great Britain team that's a fucking buzzsaw.

To be honest, I'm not sure I've ever heard [a good luge joke]."

But the bright side is that you are now the American sports journalist who was banned from the 2014 Olympics for online pics of you yanking off your knob.

I'm a vegetarian animal lover...and I don't think this is really terrible or even newsworthy. Giraffes aren't an endangered species, and lions have to eat. In fact, that giraffe probably had a better life and easier death than the feedlot cow that would have been the lions' meal otherwise, right?

I guess I just have