I hate cheese - but I appreciate the analogy - because he always makes everything better. I liken him to alcohol.

I hate bacon - but I appreciate the analogy - because he always makes everything better. I liken him to cheese.

Hi! I'm the bacon of sci-fi: I make everything better.

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"Oh, fuck this."

One of those examples of why I'm happy I'm older. Us older women would have been as stupid, but we couldn't. No easy access to cameras and you had to develop the pictures :). And when I say stupid, I don't mean deserving, but the trolls weren't able to do it. Also wonder what it's like to date a guy who has had easy…

In other related news, the USA once buried a mars lander so deep in the planet, it almost came out the other side because math is hard.

Everybody relax. We got this.

Still not as good as her song inspired by the Billy Ripkin photo.

Ugh, sounds like some kinda hipster take on Frankenstein.

Check THIS out. A handheld 3D pancake printer.

You've summed up perfectly why I cannot listen to audiobooks. In my mind, characters have unique voices, so listening to someone else put their spin on how they sound bothers me too much to follow along.

What a great way to disguise a badly written book!

You have just beautifully summed up my entire Catholic upbringing.

I'm just glad an attractive evangelical Christian has finally been given a chance to succeed by America.

Your trailer is dumb, Redskins.

This lifehack has pretty limited application. It's for the group of people who are currently out of baking powder who have cream of tartar in stock.

Show me how to replace baking powder with salt and mayonnaise and you're on to something.

Ironically, "And we'll never be Royals" is included in every Scott Boras client's No Trade Clause.