Fuck all ya'll I have LED COLOR CHANGING LIGHTS.

Both kinds of lights are cop-outs. These are the options in order of preference:

1. Candles
2. Directly set fire to the tip of each branch
3. You are a communist

I've said it for years, Duke can't win if there are no charges.

One house that has all-white lights in a neighborhood full of colorful lights looks special and kind of winter-magical. A neighborhood full of houses with all-white lights looks boring as fuck. It's a conundrum.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Moontain time.

So, feminists hate it, misogynists hate it, does this mean we can just freaking stop the travesty that is the NFL's faux concern for breast cancer?

"Wait, I count ten teams in Pot 4."

You're a unique type of moron. You're like the one-in-a-million type of moron who must qualify his innate (and unfortunately, learned) brand of racism by finding information to prove that a person of color deserves to be (a) killed, (b) robbed, or (c) both. Not to mention that this was a person with special needs,…

Pot 2 just called the kettle "black"

Yes if you have a rap sheet that means everything you do from that point forward is illegal and you are no longer capable of being the victim of crime. Strong take from a strong brain.

Fan Mail more like Man Fail!

Albert, Can you please make sure Tom Scocca can never post a ranking list about food sauces ever again plz.

That's why all of the places I worked at moved to the manager has no power model. There are people who really do believe they can throw a tantrum to get more. So they'll just skip over and ask for a manager to feel important. Because, you know, not being able to sext for an hour is an emergency that demands a year of…

Any voter that does not vote Greg Maddux in 1st ballot should be BANNED from EVER voting again. The voters that refuse to vote someone in first ballot are the worst and are a disgrace to this 'process' that needs to be revamped.

The most germane argument is Jehovah's Witnesses. Can they deny their employees coverage for blood transfusions because it's against their religion?

What is it with the tongue in every pic? WHY?