Fuck all ya'll I have LED COLOR CHANGING LIGHTS.

Both kinds of lights are cop-outs. These are the options in order of preference:

1. Candles
2. Directly set fire to the tip of each branch
3. You are a communist

I've said it for years, Duke can't win if there are no charges.

One house that has all-white lights in a neighborhood full of colorful lights looks special and kind of winter-magical. A neighborhood full of houses with all-white lights looks boring as fuck. It's a conundrum.

Data's death was terribly underwhelming. His daughter should be number one on the list though.

Let's see...

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Moontain time.

So, feminists hate it, misogynists hate it, does this mean we can just freaking stop the travesty that is the NFL's faux concern for breast cancer?

io9, you should know it's dangerous to tease McGann fans like this, just as we're coming down from the Night of The Doctor high... methinks a headline change is in order!

13) The Cronut

"Wait, I count ten teams in Pot 4."

You're a unique type of moron. You're like the one-in-a-million type of moron who must qualify his innate (and unfortunately, learned) brand of racism by finding information to prove that a person of color deserves to be (a) killed, (b) robbed, or (c) both. Not to mention that this was a person with special needs,…

Pot 2 just called the kettle "black"

Yes if you have a rap sheet that means everything you do from that point forward is illegal and you are no longer capable of being the victim of crime. Strong take from a strong brain.

Never say that to Bela unless you want twenty minutes of Hungarian swearwords spit in your general direction. :)

While on its own it's actually pretty impactful and unexpected.

I continue to obsess over this. And here's the thing I keep coming back to:

Fan Mail more like Man Fail!