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Really the announcement isn’t about quantity but grammatical clarification. He’s saying there won’t be four Batmans there will be four Batsmen.

So the standard “Apu taking a bullet” meme except instead of “weird nerds” it’s “Twitter company policy”?

I’m not holding out hope for a bunch of Oscar nominations (apparently India didn’t even enter it for foreign film) but can Naatu Naatu pleeeeeaaase get a best original song nomination, if for no other reason than getting a huge dance number during the ceremony?

If you’re going to turn the plot of a Futurama episode into a slasher film, I guess that’s the right one to pick.

Nightmare Cafeteria would be the best segment most years in Treehouse and is somehow the least of the three the year it went out, because Treehouse V just went there and kicked ass.

Feels like the first step towards the case Alito was begging for so they can strike down Griswold.

Agreed, but at least enough people are watching it, which I’ll take for now.

9: That has me convinced they’re saving O’Brien for something big.

I know there’s a Five Guys corporate standard for the amount of “extra” fries they serve guests, so if there was a “sneak in an onion ring” standard at BK, it would absolutely not surprise me.

I’m surprised more people don’t know about the rings thanks to the one ring that inevitably sneaks into every order of fries, to the point that I wonder if that’s a near universal accident or actual company policy.

While the primary focus of coverage has been same-sex marriage, it does also provide protections to interracial marriages. Here’s the quick summary from congress.gov:

Ew.

They missed an opportunity not naming it “New English Ivy”.

Ah, the classic refrain from the pro-personal responsibility right: I don’t want to do something therefore you can’t do it either.

Considering they absolutely intend to make all these federal laws the instant they control the White House and both sides of Congress...(USMap.jpg)

There’s also language in the bill that makes judicial review of the law at the state level an impeachable offense for the judge in question, and pre-nullifies any superseding federal law or legal precedent. Which is totally cool.

Also Mitch let a SCOTUS seat sit open for the last year of Obama’s presidency and was on record as being willing to keep the seat open during a Hillary presidency as well, then turned around to rush to flip a seat in the waning days of the TFG presidency, so she can also fuck right off with that “we didn’t stack the

Arriving May 16

Given Twitter stock spent most of 2021 at higher per share values than he’s offering, this is not a serious offer that he anticipates being accepted, this is waving his arms and shouting for attention because we all stopped looking at him for ten seconds.

Or how certain they are the leopards won’t eat THEIR faces. Or other body parts, given the situation.