So you’re saying there IS a good argument behind caucuses?

They’re just trying to remain relevant with their new policy: Shoppers can have a little food. As a treat.

I would assume there’s a depth at which you’re technically in the line of succession but wouldn’t be considered royal. And I’m not talking about Harry’s 6th-in-line-ness, I mean like Zenouska Mowatt, a name I just found on Wikipedia and who appears to currently be 59th in line. 

One of Paul Rudd’s best characters.

Not unless it has like, for a randomly invented example, an animated version of one of my favorite podcasts. Then I might consider.

What phrases will we see emblazoned on the candy hearts of tomorrow?

Sadly, I think they’re going to take an easier route of saying if you honor the three states that ratified after the deadline, you also need to honor the five states that rescinded their ratifications.

May Jared be as successful at his new job as he has in each of his other administration jobs.

Be right back, download a “VNP APP”.

If we don’t have royals, then who will chipper but unlucky in love 30 something workaholic women with dead mothers fall in love with?

Yeah, but it was the single best use of vomiting in any movie I’ve ever seen.

Mars, Europa, OR Tulsa.

...and would be eligible to still get elected to two full terms.

Wonder how much of CT’s editorial is about trying to get 9 years of a Pence presidency.

The brother in this ad was in the latest season of Castle Rock where he was sleeping with his (adopted) sister. Guess he’s getting type cast.

Rather like a GBBO technical challenge recipe.

So I decided to look up recipes. My favorite one gushes over how it looks fancy but is “made with ingredients most people already have on hand.” Then calls for 30 eggs, 6 cups of milk, and two vanilla beans.

I wonder if it’s the opposite, that it’s meant to highlight rather than hide. Maybe I’m cynical, but I could see this as more an instance of someone wanting to make sure people see that itemized on their bill “look what the mean mean government people make us do to you, our customers!” They might want someone to see…

There’s a cocktail called a Snowball that is a mix of advocaat and Sprite. Advocaat is an egg-based liquor that tastes almost, though not quite, like a heavily spiked egg nog. So one year I thought I’d try inventing a virgin snowball with egg nog and Sprite.

They all had bad plumbing because the plumber was always jealously tracking down his girlfriend. The rest is history.