The issue we had was our kids were “OK” at sports and there was no room for them in any organized league. Everything is aimed at pushing them to be a professional at the sport from the age of 5. If you weren’t psychotic about training them for the next Olympics, get lost.

The alternate right way is to stand on the toilet seat cover and squat into the hole. That way you don’t leave footprints!

As my middle school health teacher said, “The only way you’re going to catch anything from sitting on the toilet is if the other person is still there.”

One way or another, the best way to find a Confederate monument is definitely to ask a tool.

As a a person who can both easily pick most commercial locks, and can spoof smartlocks, I have smartlocks on my house.

They are not illegal for residences according to the NFPA, which is the organization that writes the standard for fire prevention. There is this whole clause of the “Authority Having Jurisdiction” is the final word, but they usually follow the NFPA guidelines. If they made those illegal then you would have to make…

I’m sitting here laughing, because the burglars, bad guys and meth heads around here could care less how “smart” the lock is; they either kick the door open, or bust out a window while their accomplice backs the truck into the driveway.

Yeah, not likely in the US. I have known a few people to have em, but most people would prefer not to die in a fire.

Don’t attach one to your child and then walk off and grab a Mai Tai at the pool bar

I agree with this. I have a finicky fridge that makes keeping fresh produce fresh for very long almost impossible. I also prefer to do big food shopping orders instead of little trips here and there, so it’s tough for me to really stock up on fresh produce. That being said, almost all frozen veggies are just as good…

While on the Herr’s potato chip factory tour (go there, it’s great and you get chips straight off the line), they proudly pointed out the boxes of Trader Joe’s ghost pepper chips they produce.

I live in a country where grocery store branded products are required to include on each item -always in very tiny print and often a challenge to find- the name of the company which packaged the product for the grocery store.

I keep lastpass on my phone, so I can pull up passwords for use on devices I don’t regularly sign in to. It can be a pain to type in 16+ characters of nonsense, though. I like to see it as an opportunity to leverage my laziness against my need to login to a device I do not necessarily trust.

“Wait, there’s more of them? And from other countries?? Fetch my fainting couch! The only way this day could get any worse is if you told me some were Muslims, too.”

it’s hard to blame him though, right? basically every sitcom or romcom ever has basically dozens of instances where men are belittled for not ‘being able to get their SO off’. and in person, most people have had several experiences where they’ve heard their female friend dismiss an ex by saying he was bad in bed,…

Don’t forget the Rule of Thirds! Probably the most significant single rule. In general, don’t put your subject in the center, but on a line 1/3 of the way from one or both edges. MOST great photos and paintings follow this rule. Your sample pictures are very nice, but IMHO a couple of them could be made even more…

They both sort of have feathers, amirite?

Direct eye contact is unacceptable even between friends. Touch is acceptable between friends and family. There is no touching between strangers.

Yeah, like I get the “Am I doing something wrong” panic, that can easily happen even if you objectively know facts about female sexuality, but christ dude, an app about helping women enjoy sex makes you worry about feminist leaning man haters? He has some serious issues with women.