What should, and should not, be put on a hot dog? I object to this “should and should not” phrasing. I enjoy a good loaded-up hot dog: chili, ketchup, BBQ sauce, mustard, chopped onion, relish, the works (but no mayo for me). However, when hosting an event, one should put out all available condiments and allow guests…

Also if you’re using more than one square, you’re using too much.

Yes, definitely give each guest their own ass rag. You don’t want them using yours.

Dark? Do you mean to say that these were "used" coffee filters?

This would explain why jogging is so popular.

Should be an app that summons the nearest Jalopnik regular . . .

Each campsite has a “bear box,” a large bear-proof steel food storage box. Proper food storage and strict policies against feeding wildlife has actually made the bears less habituated to humans as a food source, so they’re not as much of a nuisance as they were in the past.

It’s a common practice for all types of financing. When you save for retirement, your investments will earn compound interest which will work to your advantage.

Extra bonus points if they park in the middle of the road, next to a “No Parking” sign that has been placed on the shoulder to prevent people from pulling halfway off the road. I literally saw this happen last week.

Cell signal is still pretty spotty. The Park Service requires the antennas to be aimed toward specific roads and developed areas, rather than providing 360° coverage in the wilderness.

There’s now an official Grand Prismatic overlook and trail which opened in 2017. It’s still a step hike but much less sketchy. Park at the Fairy Falls trailhead.

If you don’t have AC, set up a window fan in an out-of-the-way spot such as a hallway or spare bedroom, blowing toward the outside. Any other window that you open will instantly have a breeze without the noise.

Be careful with that butterknife. On some sinks, the “gunk” under the rim is actually the caulk that seals it to the countertop.

With or without the grill?

I took it to mean that the vehicles were junked as a result of the fire.

Good point, I’ve never met someone who died because they weren’t buckled in properly.

You mean BYOBBBQ.

I’m sure these scammers have plenty of sob stories and excuses that are sufficient to convince a desperate renter. “Yeah, I need the security deposit by the 30th but the current renters won’t be out until the 1st. You can stop by and look around the outside if you’d like. There’s another guy ahead of you who just…

Found the guy who definitely pronounces Porsche wrong.

I call BS. I’ve seen footage from the nineteen dicketies and none of those guns made a sound.