Applebee's: the quality of a tv dinner, at three times the price, and five times the wait.
Dlo Burns
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I still have grudge with Teavanna; my mom wanted the Oprah blended tea for her birthday so I went there, was told it was only sold in the giant containers, and was out a hundred bucks for something my mom wouldn't drink for being too strong (I actually like the stuff and took it for myself, but there's 3/4ths left…
I saw this news somewhere else and it kind of tried to blame Starbucks for the enforced upselling, but that seemed like bull to me even though I've been in teavanna once.
Don't forget the little bit of pickles in it.
The one to blame is chef Michel Richard, but he was the most jolly of fat Frenchmen so it's hard to stay mad.
Ever since EDC moved to Vegas I've been a frequent flyer, and there's been about one death per year. But given that's about 1 in 100,000+ that's pretty good odds, and is much better than any holiday weekend on the Strip. Also I've never gotten the hard numbers, but NASCAR has about the same attendance and mortality…
A b&w 3D film seems like it'd be less prone to giving me a headache.
Translating color images to b&w is pretty easy, you just need to know what light you want coming through
I had an incident where I was housesitting for my sister, and her dog got into a tub of rancid truffle butter. Long story short: I had to clean discharge from both ends for days and the house always had a weird lingering aroma on warm days. Also I'm traumatized.
I'm sort of the opposite, wherein I start drinking and it allows me break down mental barriers to release the pent up ball of daRKNESS AND I'M FUCKING PISSED AND READY TO GO MOTHERFUCKER. YOU HEAR THAT? I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON.
Lips, tits, and asholes
I don't know why, but once a year I get a craving for a toothpaste flavored not-dairy product.
Allah is BAE
Look at it this way, the CO2 method is more for extracting the caffeine for other use, and the remaining coffee is a useful byproduct.
It's a clown emoji
But I want more breading on the inside.
Soyrizo: 99% less lymph nodes
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