dloburns--disqus
Dlo Burns
dloburns--disqus

Great sauce made by terrible people.

There's also a Del Taco america, but they're too bland to be noticed.

It reads a little barcode to say if it can use the pod or not.

I movie that I love but hate a song in: Godzilla Final Wars — Sum41

Also unstoppable: the diarrhea.

There's L&L Hawaiian bbq, but I don't think they're considered major

It's not coming to Vegas unless Cirque says so.

Bees, my god.

The first time I read an Annie book I was taken aback by how she was a combo of Indiana Jones and Rambo.

Jesus. I imagined both versions like the 90's cartoon, except Arachne as being like the 60's one.

Another side to the cassette thing is that it is still often the only music format allowed in prisons

What kid doesn't enjoy urolagnia?

The birds are angry after all

You could of made this all up, but it just sounds too plausible.

"and then she-a swunga, at Rancho Cucamonga"

It's supposed to be Spotify for Audiophiles, but there's no customers and even less music.

Not much use beating that dead wiener note that we have the internet.

It's weird to me that Iggy is almost the same exact age as my dad.