the Eagles are inexplicably paying you a lot of money.

Bradford is so out of touch with the league that he requested a trade back to St. Louis.

She’s also a huge Giants fan..

As for why they were both so devastated, Travis tells me it’s because they specifically talked about not interfering with a fair ball before the game. “A security guy came up to us before the game started and told us that we’d be kicked out if we touched a fair ball,” Travis said.

He’s not married yet; they’re still just engaged. Once he says, “I do”, I’m sure “backwards ballcaps are no longer permitted” will be on her list of things he has to change about himself.

This never would’ve happened if Chip Kelly were still alive.

Manziel threw a 48-hour rager in a rented L.A. mansion that caused $20,000 worth of damage

The team couldn’t pay him a coaching salary as a player-coach (it’s prohibited by the CBA). And LeBron doesn’t work for free. He will undermine someone else’s work for free, but that’s just his hobby.

“ Those who switched over from college basketball hoping for a more exciting game probably would have had more fun sticking with March Madness, since the Spurs made the game an ugly, slow, physical wrestling match.”

I see the resemblance. Superman also destroys any city he passes through.

This is a really great strawman article, he was referring to KD talking about loving Boston as a city. Don’t know what’s whats worse, Simmons being Simmons or Deadspin slobbering hatefully all over his nuts

You know those warnings on products like “Do not climb into dryer”, “Do not tip vending machine”? You know, the ones that make you say “Who are the idiots that they have to print these for?” After reading most of the replies to this post, I now know the target audience.

Oh my God, did no one watch the video?

This name/comment/clip combo is perfect kinja and needs more stars.

I would argue that it’s really all one in the same.

Glad I watched the clip before I joined the “That Guy” club.

*couldn’t care less.

*watch the clip

Yep, being that guy.

I could care less that you didn’t watch the video...and therefore did not get the joke