Judge Kara Brown, ladies and gents.

I hope Trump doesn’t accidentally turn on Game of Thrones instead of Fox News.

The father is Aubrey Plaza because witchcraft.

Pence is officially Trump’s Ed McMahon.

They’re a minor salve but here are a couple solid dunks from today:

And one might also note that the entire point of the discussion is that he no longer, in fact, holds the office. So he has nothing personally to gain by expanding its powers; you fricking moron.

He rounds up 36% to 40%, then claims it’s not that bad, even though it’s the worst ever of a president 6 months in. Just imagine if he had not inherited a full-on economic recovery how low his rating would be.

How awesome is that? More power to this brotha!

This is actually a great idea for a column here. Who said it, Trump or a child in third grade or less? It could be a challenging game.

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With all due respect, this is the problem of the Democratic party... I promise you if you asked 100 people what those 5 pillars should be, you’d likely get 99 different answers. The same blanket of “we accept everyone as they are” mentality that is a strength of the party also is a weakness, in that many small…

I’m more worried about this future.

see also; “iconic”, “flawless” & “slays”

I think if we bought TMZ a thesaurus the world would be a better place

So do we still think its a good idea to sell decommissioned military equipment to small town police departments?

More Justine fun facts:
She referred to herself as “Juzzy Wuzzy” (her maiden name is/was Rusczyk) whenever she was talking about “woo woo” stuff.

Justine was a dear friend who was horrified about police violence and committed to making the world better in every way. She had just picked out her wedding dress last week and was so excited to show me. She was texting me trying to get me to go to “dance church” with her on sunday morning, but instead I went to a…

Or give them ideas

Looks like I wasn’t accurate with my statement unfortunately. As someone down below pointed out, the article mentions that 15 million is in reference to the number of people currently covered by medicaid, so it’s likely referring to the CBO’s previous estimate. I’d heard before the new estimate was going to come early…

Ah, I don’t think I grasped the Medicaid distinction when I was first reading the article. You may be right. Last I’d heard, the CBO estimate was going to be early this week, so I was definitely surprised when I saw the 15 million number. Was also surprised that the changes they’d made to the bill had made such a…