My husband and I rented a car in Seattle a few weeks ago and drove it to Vancouver. It wasn't until we arrived that we realized the rental company forgot to clean out a bag of weed from the car, thereby creating drug mules out of us. The woman on the phone had the gall to ask if I still had it in my possession, as if…

It’s astonishing. Jezebel will be the very last place to support Hillary Clinton.

I think she’s trying to bait him into an epic misogynistic rant. They’re giving him enough rope to hang himself.

Thanks for saying this. And, oh by the way, if Sanders had been out there doing as much for the last 30 years as Hillz has he would also have been the focus of right wing press lies, calumnies and hatred, and no one would trust him either! He hasn’t been out there on the national and world stage trying to make change…

No one on his side is listening to her, but HE is. He can’t help himself. Whenever a relatively high-profile woman takes a shot at him, he HAS to respond. No doubt Warren watched him go after Megyn Kelly all weekend and is trying to bait him into a direct response.

Yes it does. Any time you eat any given cuisine, you tacitly endorse the very worst things that the people behind that cuisine have ever done. FYI, every taco you consume connects you not just with human sacrifice, but also drug cartel violence and overpriced ‘artisan’ tequila. You bastard.

Don’t forget the riding boots and crop. For beating unruly natives into appreciating what you’ve done for them as you swill gin.

I’m just really surprised that Tyler Perry isn’t playing Mary.

Reason #1,327 why I should never get a tattoo... my immune system rejects things, including several products of its own body, at random and without mercy. Although I can’t hold it responsible for my own aversion to exercise. ;-)

Unless you’re going to condemn him far less than other Civil War and contemporary generals you’ve got some big blinders to regard him as a war criminal. Sherman’s March was more humane than what would’ve resulted had other generals led it, and the burning of Atlanta was more humane than the Allied bombing of Europe…

he has a crush on her... seen this a thousand times... he probably rides his bike past her house like 20 or 30 times every saturday

Don’t you know? Gawker’s defeat is the end of SJWs, feminism, multiculturalism, liberalism, BLM, and all leftist/progressive agendas! Yeah, brother!

Too bad this guy isn’t around to chastise Georgia again.

Yesterday a Trump supporter ran up to me and touched me on the arm, shouted: “ha-ha! Tag! You got Megyn Smelly’s germs!” then ran off. Sometimes I just hate recess.

Ditto. I was recently standing in line to grab a sandwich at a takeout place near my office, and directly in front of me were about a half dozen boys - probably high school seniors - in their prep school uniforms. And they were fine - nice and polite, and all - and I thought to myself they were the sort of boys I’d…

It’s one of the many reasons my gay partner refuses to attend these events - they send someone else to them, even though my partner is Artistic Director, because he won’t network and smile when this kind of bullshit is happening. He would have absolutely walked out of that event (as he has done to other events), and…

But of course when I show up to an actual workplace in a sexy schoolgirl outfit sensually eating a banana, it’s consider “unprofessional” and “inappropriate” and “stop dry humping the water cooler.”

How many are they hiring? One, or two? One... or two?

I have never gotten the Catholic school thing. Aren’t we supposed to NOT have sex with teenagers? Why on earth do we sexualize them, then? Having someone pretend to be a teenager is still sexualizing teenagers.

On another note, I love video games, but I hang out on the Playstation playing nerdy RPGs that only require…