You think that’s impressive, my grandpa can do number one in his sleep.

Anecdotes are literally worthless as scientific evidence. It has nothing to do with men or women, and I’m extremely confused why you seem to be bringing race into the issue.

Yup. The movement predates Wakefield. Glad you brought it up. Antisemitism is rampant in the anti-vaccine community, and it goes a long, long way back. In 1932, an antisemitic magazine published a drawing of a smug-looking Jewish doctor immunizing a baby in a cartoon labeled, “Die Impfung,” or “The Vaccination,” with…

This “conversation” argument is such BS. If you had Wakefield debating a real doctor and both of them had to produce extensive research, that would be an honest conversation.

So, do the bodies that smell bad when they die go to hell? Did my Gam-Gam go to hell because she pooped herself when she died?

The guy that runs Fark, wrote a book called; It’s Not News, It’s Fark: How Mass Media Tries to Pass Off Crap as News. It includes a chapter titled, “Equal Time for Nutjobs,” about how the media likes to give the opposite side of a story, even when it’s proven to be untrue for “the conversation,” when really they’re…

Well, good. Wakefield can go peddle his double-down propaganda piece on fringe cruises and to the tinfoil-hat crowd. The Tribeca Film Festival risked their reputation screening this dreck, and it seems that finally sank in.

I think binding glue has gluten in it, so the pages have to be trimmed carefully.

My aunt Pooie choked on cake during a carnival one year and gave a dramatic/Joan Crawford level performance in the process. (She spoke during the entire coughing/cake spewing/wheeling about the room process)

Seriously though Ellen Barkin for President:

I once choked on fancy leftover Mac and cheese in front of ten preschoolers. I went over to the window that faced into another classroom and banged on the window to signal the “teacher” (she was a nineteen year old kid they illegally left alone with children) and let her know through signals I was choking. She…

You’re just supposed to eat the actual pages at this point.

I choked on a quarter as a kindergartener. My teacher carried me through the hallway while doing the Heimlich maneuver. Poor Mrs. Darby. I definitely took years off that woman's life.

Important question: Are ANY of the Senators up for re-election this year? Because if so, I guess the right thing to do is not to pass any laws for the next 8 months. The people of North Carolina deserve a say in their laws and I think that the NC Senate should wait until the new Senators take office to pass any new…

Let’s just keep repeating this and repeating this. North Carolina voted for Obama in 2008. Democrats or left minded people do live there. The GOP got a majority in both houses for the first time in century only in 2010. The margin of the majority of Republicans is slim. I know Democrats also can vote for shitty…

Except they won’t get struck down if the next President is a Repubilican and gets the opportunity to swing the court way conservative.

She has to squint all the time so that she only sees the blurry outline of her husband and feels a little less sad about everything.

Godspeed, little fella.

Go have a good life, hair! You deserve better.

At least I get to post this: