yup, my butt tingled. my butt always tingles when i look at rough injuries or blood.

Yikes! It looks like they broke his nose, too. That is brutal and I have that weird, bad feeling behind my knees just looking at this.

I’m not disagreeing with your sentiment but when I went whale watching I couldn’t stop vomiting cause I’m a useless landlocked baby.

If this means Jim Ross does the commentary, I’m all for it.

Yeah, where are the lions in the Colosseum? Where is the blood? Where is the suffering?

Probably they think it squeezes it out of your body, like toothpaste from the tube.

Maybe they’re hoping it goes into their lips?

*the visual*

The special latex eats it.

does my left kidney make me look fat?

Where do people think the fat went? Into the corset?

This should not be confused with my lawsuit over the fact that I spent almost a year training my waist and it still pees on the floor and bites the mailman.

Ugh, I totally hate where my spleen is. If I could just move it up a bit, I’d be totally hot.

I can’t speak on why Mike Mussina was not popular in the clubhouse, but if you’ll allow me to guess. I’d say he carried that condescending attitude towards the media right on into the clubhouse. There’s a difference between an educated and aware player finding it hard to understand/communicate with the majority of…

I played minor league ball. Collegiate summer leagues, like Cape Cod, are a great environment because the players are educated, but then you get drafted and half to 3/4 of the players are straight out of JUCO or HS. The IQ of the clubhouse drops incredibly. Most educated and socially minded people feel out of place in…

I have little confidence the ‘college experience’ of football and basketball players would make them more open-minded. I’d say that study while technically true based on their constraints doesn’t mean it translates into anything meaningful.

The Cardinals have responded in a statement from John Mozeliak:

its the moments like these that I’m glad @bestfansstlouis exists on twitter, rounding up all the horrible comments spewed about this kid by Cardinals fans over him leaving baseball.

Thanks for posting this. I heard someone mention this, but I refuse to give Zeigler any clicks because he behaved like an asshole during that brief blip when Fallon Fox’s MMA career was an issue. Now, I can read this notable story without helping some jackass.