I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

Dear NASCAR:

Trust me: these are high-quality!

But I have all this maple syrup and hot peppers!!1!

Or more accurately, “ Just wunt to wotch the wowd buwn”

A New Start. I have the plate. Go cry in your pie.

It’s dynamic as fuck, bro

RIP OP

Not sure if article got really racist at the end or misspelling because working is spelled Woking as well.

Also woking instead of working in the Prius paragraph which made me think of a McLaren-Prius mashup.

Panzer? I hardly know her!

Nobody fucks with DeJesus.

People wanted a lot of things from a Scion...they did not want the D

This has to be the worst sport ever...Why would anyone want to be around a bunch of women on their cycle?

Hey man, if he wants to adjust all four struts to 30 levels of wetness that’s none of our business.

Yes what is going on with the front fender...looks unfinished...or missing something. If thats how its supposed to be rock chips are going to be a bitch.

You’d think that the VAG Group would have the technology to adjust engine settings when the car senses that it’s being run in a static environment and not moving . . . . .