HOWLONGDOIGOTTAWAIT?!

Tuerck Yeah?

For the love of God, legalize weed already so teenagers will stop thinking it’s cool enough to base their entire personality on it.

Every. Fucking. Time.

What you have to do is kill Oryx on hard mode, which unlocks the hidden 11th chest in the Vault of Glass. Use the item from the chest to kill Crota solo (normal mode obviously) on a Thursday. Take the exotic item from killing Crota to the Speaker so he can evaluate it. This must be done on Sunday. Take the item to Xur…

Tell that to Prius and crossover owners.

LOL I know right? Like, seriosuly, grow up kids. It’s time to become more like Buc here and sit in your office all day criticizing those who go out and live their passion

At least we know what his next career move will be...

Your excuse for needing to recline is babyish, and then you call people who don’t like people who recline babies. If you’re too crippled to handle respecting people around you pay for first class.

What if the person behind you is 6’4” (or taller) and reclining even a tiny bit crushes the shit of their knee caps. Recliners can get fucked a trillion times over.

How long will the dirty VAG jokes last?

God, people have no fucking qualms about kicking others in the face and head... What is that even about?

Destiny is like a fine wine: it gets better with time and is always paired with a good cheese.

yep, on small things, this time they said, here, bend over, don’t worry, you don’t need lube, shhhh... you’ll like it, I will tell you a story this time.

Of course, Destiny is very different than other MMOs in a lot of ways

Bungie and Activision Publishing, Inc., a wholly owned subsidiary of Activision Blizzard, Inc. (NASDAQ: ATVI), announced today that Destiny: The Taken King broke the record for the most downloaded day-one game in PlayStation history and set a new day-one franchise benchmark for both total players and peak online…

No ME Four Twelve = List Fail

Really it’s about ethics in cryptogram decoding.

foot outlines are there for a fucking reason you riotous anarchist!