This is a joke, right? It’s laughable. What about Anheuser Busch or Miller Brewing Company? What about GM or Toyota? You Ms. Horn are a misguided blogger, which is an all too common occurrence. There is NOTHING wrong with supporting the aforementioned firearms companies. Go live in France if you believe in that…

I never got caught doing anything terrible, so I’ll just live vicariously:

My grammar school (catholic) was 3 levels, so there were a lot of stairs involved, especially when you got into the upper grades (6th-8th) and started changing classes. My buddies and I were hockey nuts (growing up in NJ in the late 80’s) and in between classes if we passed each other in the halls, stairs, parking…

And then Michael Jackson molested you?

In west Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground was where I spent most of my days. Chillin out maxin relaxin all cool, and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school. When a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. She…

My mom caught me spanking in the back seat of our 1964 Oldsmobile station wagon in the Gemco parking lot after church.

Not a Browns fan. Never been a Browns fan. Can’t believe I got teary over this. Serious as a heart attack, there’s something about the way Browns fans have embraced the despair and transformed it that just moves me deeply.

I was going to say the QB montage at the end was pure gold. But since this is the Browns, it’s pure aluminium covered in horse diarrhea.

I know I am being overly picayune here, but that stadium is not a “Factory of Sadness.” If it were, each game, each set back, and each disappointment would look like all the others, mass produced with interchangeable screw-ups, bad decisions, and failed hopes. Nope. Each game is small batch-of-one and colorfully…

“Hi. I’m Sarah McLachlan. Will you be an angel for a helpless Browns fan? Everyday innocent Browns fans are abused and neglected, and they’re crying out for help. Please, call the number on your screen. For just $18 a month, you can help rescue these animals from their abusers.”

“Oh my God, this is NOT HAPPENING!”

“you’re right. It isn’t.”
-Bill Cosby

“Oh my God, this is NOT HAPPENING!”
– every woman who ever slept with me

And within the Democrat Party campaign for President.

Johnny wasn’t demoted because he lied. He was deemed untrustworthy because if you can’t fool the Browns, how are you going to fool a real team?

Emotions are confusing. Gather the shards of your emotions like loose change in a couch and deposit them into your favorite sports teams. There. Sad is the one you feel when the team plays poorly. Happy is the one you feel when your team does well. Pride is the one you feel when strangers on a bus bring a trophy to…

Thanks, makes sense. I do have trouble at home sleeping without toking, so I do understand the point. But I haven’t had a dream in as long as I can remember.

I’m with you there. Last night, up at midnight because the kids switched on the alarm on their alarm clock by accident. Then up at 2 because one had a bad dream. Was already having trouble getting to sleep due to an abundance of Halloween chocolate.

Bottom line: I love my kids, but they ain’t good for sleep hygiene.

Winning is also anathema to Mark Shapiro’s way of doing business.

Michigan Player Tries To Stop Balling