As a Browns fan, I can sympathize.

#PlayLikeABrown

Hello?

Bizarre? Huge? Practically nothing in it? Maybe you just don’t understand Canada in general.

I think he should get the bat kid to bring him a second bat at home plate that he can flip a second time once he crosses home. I mean, he’s Joey Bats, not Joey Bat.

Can we just say that catch was....TAINTed

Thank goodness there weren't any South Carolina fans around.

My absolute favorite part of this is the side view mugshot. Look at how proud he is to show off his flow from an angle. And let’s be honest, HE SHOULD BE PROUD. I mean come on . . . blow-dried bangs, feathered top, tight sides, frosted tips and a flavor-saver? If there were a league for mullet wearing, this guy would…

The story is obviously fake. The Browns don’t even have 3 NFL starters on offense.

Cleveland Man

Yeah, you often get caught trying to stretch a double into a triple.

Double murder, huh? Well, professional baseball may be out of the question now, but he could always be a Super Bowl MVP.