I shall also name my firstborn after a groundbreaking 80s miniseries that was later remade into an unsuccessful aughts full-season series that their life may shine as brightly.

High-priced? Maybe. High class? The jury may still be out.

Not to sound like Beavus (or Butthead) but is that supposed to be her exposed anus in the picture? Heh heh... Heh heh... No, seriously.

Brilliant!

I have been wondering when to introduce my kids to Lois Duncan. I absolutely LOVED her books. ESP, the occult, murder... everything a precocious elementary schooler needs. Stephanie Meyer needs to go the way of bad Twilight tattoos.

Greetings, Professor Falcon.

Cheers to you, gal or fella!

This is the Kardashian effect. They live in a $3mil house, you pay $3k rent. They have a Bentley, you have a Corolla. They pay more than your annual salary for one "procedure." Someone offers you that as I steal, I kinda get it. Ever shop at Marshalls?

Sometimes people don't read the full article then comment. You didn't even read the full comment. She gets it!

He could put his Scrunchies in it, too. Brilliant!

Right?! I prefer Suri Cruise gets a rotary phone. Or a touch button phone that still has to make the rotary sounds to make the call.

My former neighborhood library had the "Kensington Kids Korner" in the children's area. Not only a misspelling, our kids were invited to join the KKK!

"John" snow indeed.

I talked to my gather about it a few years later and he was surprised that I believed the hype. It TERRIFIED me!

In the 80s adults said that about video games and dungeons and dragons.

I very clearly remember watching that and thinking it was the very near future.

Tom Cruise's face looks like he OD-ed on fillers. He's need to gain a lot more weight for his face to get so big, right?

I think you're swell.

Vulva is such a creepy word. Labia's ok tho!

We would have to drink whenever he says something pretentious!