From here on out can we refer to the Vetro crib as the "Magneto Prison?" Thanks.

Or did the Kardashians release doctored photos so a doctored photos scandal would ensue and we'd all be talking about the Kardashians. The Kardashians. Kardashians. Kardashians. Kardashians. Kardashians.

I love love LOVE the idea of a Juggalo doing a walk of shame home from my place the morning after we hook up. His make up would be all smeared as he's walking to the train with people headed to the office. Sound familiar, anyone?

The GTL lifestyle requires constant prioritizing. A few years ago, I was 2% G/ 2% T/ 96% L. Now I'm all 3% G/ 3% T/ 94% L. It's a process.

Life is hard. ;)

I don't know about the effectiveness, but there seems to be so little sunscreen in there! When my kids were toddlers, I'd go thru a can in 3-4 days. Do you like the ease of it? That it's not as heavy? Neutrogena has a lotion with a high SPF that is not greasy but it's kind of expensive.

Annie Leibowitz + Marquis De Sade + my gynecologist. Loverly.

A hanging car air freshener would be fab to. Every time you tap the brakes, it would be like he was trying to lean in and kiss you.

Wildman = ungroomed junk. Demi can do better.

MERMAID PARADE!!!!!!!!

I'll support that. Thanks, Lynx!

Tramp stamp -> Trump dump. Evolution, people! Good stuff...

I completely agree. @NCR, this clip from her SNL performance was funny although the rest of her bits were awful. http://www.hulu.com/watch/109030

Not a huge fan of people losing their virginity on TV, but I think it's good for the public at large to see the daily grind (get it?!) of being handicapped.

Quid pro quo, Mr. President. Is my bag cheap and my shoes expensive or vice versa? Quid pro quo.

Nice!

Nice!

This reminds me of the song "Detachable Penis" in a way I cannot quite articulate.

It looks like the cover of a V.C. Andrews novel. Eeek!

He is the biggest dick ever, but there has to be some sort of ratings or demographics to keep his sponsors supporting him. Right?