MERMAID PARADE!!!!!!!!

I'll support that. Thanks, Lynx!

Tramp stamp -> Trump dump. Evolution, people! Good stuff...

I completely agree. @NCR, this clip from her SNL performance was funny although the rest of her bits were awful. http://www.hulu.com/watch/109030

Not a huge fan of people losing their virginity on TV, but I think it's good for the public at large to see the daily grind (get it?!) of being handicapped.

Quid pro quo, Mr. President. Is my bag cheap and my shoes expensive or vice versa? Quid pro quo.

Nice!

Nice!

This reminds me of the song "Detachable Penis" in a way I cannot quite articulate.

It looks like the cover of a V.C. Andrews novel. Eeek!

He is the biggest dick ever, but there has to be some sort of ratings or demographics to keep his sponsors supporting him. Right?