I think you’d have to pry Austin Rivers from the cold, dead hands of his coach.  The coach has an strange commitment to Austin that I just can’t figure out.

I would, too, and I’d smile each and every time you called me “dweeb” while serving me fries at a drive thru on my way to a skiing trip

I wish you threw that high and tight but that was a shot right to the balls since I have horrible feeling only a ball shot can cause.

Many a teen hoped for Busch only to end up with his Larson in his hands.

Protip: don’t cut him out of the will, just make sure he gets much less than everyone else. I have two reasons for this: (i) sounds like Brother is too stupid to notice and (ii) you can avoid nasty litigation over the estate. But mostly (i).

I am pretty amazed you’d give them so much credit that they actually know how to open that door.  My guess:  door was unlocked and the dude STILL couldn’t figure it out.

with Bryce Harper. Because Harper took him deep in the playoffs in 2014 (I think). Strickland is a big baby

I don’t know any Giants fans (and my family is full of them) who is a fan of Strickland. What a dick he is.

“Is that a flag pole in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” - The Flag.

Strickland is a buffoon.

Completely agree and yet he was roundly criticized by many (not all).

Not unlike Luis Suarez’s handball in 2010. Ref had to red card him and Ghana missed the ensuing PK so, in that moment, it was worth the risk. Uruguay also won the game in a shootout and advanced to the semi so, again, worth the risk. Suarez was suspended for the semi but prob still worth the risk. His biting behavior,…

There you go again, Dr. Kimble. One-armed man this. One-armed man that.

Either (i) rough location for a commercial if she has to keep her firearm w/in reach or (ii) she’s like a couple having sex in the park who has included all of us in their sex lives only, in this case, her fetish is her gun. 

Came here to say that - the high level club teams are better than national teams and we are lucky we get to see so much more of that soccer throughout the year.

I like how words can paint a mental picture but reading the headline makes me think, “some pictures should not be painted”

Raccoons will fuck you up. On early morning walks in Berkeley, you are apt to see deer, skunks and raccoons. If you wait or make some noise, the deer will leave. If you make noise (from a distance), the skunks will lose (I only recently learned that skunks have a finite amount of “spray” before they need days or a…

I agree with you - I was commenting about the 40s and cutting the men of the time some slack. No excuse now for the vast majority of men.

Less bathing, easy care. Not an issue now (or should not be w/rare exceptions)

We all know people who had shit upbringings - way worse than this guy - who are good people. Now, their challenges were not played out in public so maybe that’s the dominant variable but I have a hard time giving him that.